BMW Owners being asshats

"Hermann" (hermann) 10/11/2013 at 14:40 • Filed to: BMW, Asshats

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...even in commercials!

CKeffer > Hermann 10/11/2013 at 14:45

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LMAO! That's awesome, and one case where the asshattery is approved of.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Hermann 10/11/2013 at 14:45

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Nah, not an asshat. Cock block, yes. Asshat, no.

Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/11/2013 at 14:53

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No, that's not how it works. Let's break it down, shall we?

Kingdom : Animalia
Phylum : Fetherum
Class : Well-offeris
Order : Asshaterus
Family : BMW-Ownerus
Genus : Cock-Blockera
Species : Thinks-he's-funnyus

See? Asshat comes in the CLASS. But he's still a Cock Block.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Hermann 10/11/2013 at 14:55

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I gota give this one to Hermann, if anything just for the dedication and effort.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Hermann 10/11/2013 at 14:56

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Anyone else impressed at how straight it was backed in?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Hermann 10/11/2013 at 14:57

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If you switch class and order, it flows better.

Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/11/2013 at 14:59

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Makes sense. Will do.

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Hermann 10/11/2013 at 15:04

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If that was happening to me, I'd so beat up the guy. Fucking self-important ageing fuck who can't accept that his daughter has a love life.

Hermann > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 10/11/2013 at 15:05

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But it's still a single car taking a whole 2-car driveway.

Hermann > Goshen, formerly Darkcode 10/11/2013 at 15:07

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What the commercial doesn't say is that the lady has Herpes.

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Hermann 10/11/2013 at 15:09

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*sees his pro-women's lib rant shattered*

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Hermann 10/11/2013 at 15:13

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It's a BMW, I'm still impressed lol

PatBateman > Hermann 10/11/2013 at 15:20

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Dad Life, yo.

And as a father of three girls, I find this feature useful. Another possibility: panic alarm.

It's a "Porch-uh" > Hermann 10/11/2013 at 15:21

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Yeah, as a father of a daughter, the dude is lucky that the BMW owner didn't come out with a bat or a shotgun. I wouldn't classify this as asshat behavior either.

It's a "Porch-uh" > It's a "Porch-uh" 10/11/2013 at 15:22

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Also, add "use BMW to run dude over" to the list of things that could have happened here.

Hermann > It's a "Porch-uh" 10/11/2013 at 15:39

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Well, as a friend of mine's father says "Better in front of my house and under my eyes than hiding somewhere. She will do it if she wants."

I don't really classify this as asshattery, but if you ever saw yourself in this situation it's what you're thinking.

ttyymmnn > Hermann 10/11/2013 at 15:42

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It could be worse.

Hermann > PatBateman 10/11/2013 at 15:46

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Yes, sure.

But as I said on another comment, a friend of mine's father says that it's better if she does it under his watch than hiding somewhere. But of course, you can still use this feature to avoid them from going too fast.

Hermann > ttyymmnn 10/11/2013 at 15:47

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HAHAHHAAHAH. I had forgotten about this one.

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > It's a "Porch-uh" 10/11/2013 at 15:54

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It's the daughter's own business. Everything the father should do is teaching her how to protect herself.

It's a "Porch-uh" > Goshen, formerly Darkcode 10/11/2013 at 15:57

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Yes, yes. Calm down.

It was a dick move on the dad's part, but I understand it.

wkiernan > Hermann 10/11/2013 at 18:16

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Oh boy! Remote control! Via your cell-phone! Another new-car feature I FUCKING DON'T WANT.